This guy walks into a bar.  He is carrying three ducks and he places
   them on the bar. He has a few drinks with his mate and then has to go
     to the toilet.  The other guy is left with the ducks and decides to
     make some conversation.
     "What's your name?" He says to the first duck.  "Huey" came the
     answer. "So how's your day been?".
     "Great.  Lovely day.  Had a great time.  Been in and out of puddles
     all day".  The man says "Oh. good".

     He then says to the second "Hi.  And what's your name?". "Dewey"
      came the answer. "So how's your day been?".
     "Great.  Lovely day.  Had a great time.  Been in and out of puddles
     all day.  If I had another day I would do the same again".

     So then he turns to the third duck and says, "So, you must be Louie".
     The duck replies "No.  My name is Puddles and I've had a f*****g
    awful day"