Winnie the Pooh bumper stickers...

"B?#$^f," said Pooh, as line noise garbled his transmission.
"Bo***x" said Pooh when Piglet kneed him in the groin.
"Bother!" said Pooh after not recording 'Eastenders'.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled Piglet out the mincer.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Tigger drove a tank over his head.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the TV detector van pulled up!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Windows '95 crashed again...
"Bother!" said Pooh, looking at the test results from the clinic.
"Bother!" said Pooh, searching for the £10m winning lottery ticket.
"Bother!" said the Borg, "we assimilated a Pooh."
"Bother" said Pooh as the vice squad took his GIFS
"Bother" said Pooh, as the dumdums splattered his stuffing.
"Bother" said Pooh, when he looked up his name in the dictionary.
"Bother", said Pooh as he carelessly stepped on a limpet mine.
"Bother", said Pooh as he found he'd used a dirty needle
"Bother", said Pooh as Tigger trapped his gonads in a vice
"Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath.
"Bother," said Christopher Robin, as Pooh got out the vaseline.
"Bother," said Pooh as he got cattle-prodded in the nuts.
"Bother," said Pooh as he realised the doll had a puncture.
"Bother," said Pooh as his LAN server started to smoke
"Bother," said Pooh as Satan laid his soul to waste
"Bother," said Pooh as the Chancellor introduced VAT on honey.
"Bother," said Pooh as Tigger chewed his testacles....
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted his message base.
"Bother," said Pooh, as someone stole his Jet calender.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin cocked the AK47
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore sneezed the crack *everywhere*
"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore snorted his last line of coke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the alien face-hugger off.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he weakened the Bunji-rope.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his flick knife failed to open.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet set fire to his ears.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bin men stuck him to the front of the cart.
"Bother," said Pooh, from inside the honeypot.
"Bother," said Pooh, when the local dealer gets arrested.
"Bugger," said Pooh, as he got his nuts trapped in the printer
"Bugger," said Pooh, feeling very annoyed.
"Fascists", said Pooh, as he was being beaten by several policemen.
"Like no bother man.." said Pooh as he spaced out on hash
"Nngggg," said Pooh and Eeyore's legs buckled.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he deleted the entire message base.
"Pooofff!" went Pooh, as he stood in a pool of petrol lighting a match
"Yummy," said Pooh, as he hilted his paw into the "honeypot".
"Yummy," said Pooh, as he rotated Piglet slowly on the spit.
Forrest the Pooh : "Life is like a pot of hunny.."
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dog ripped him apart.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of taglines.
"Bother," said Pooh, as someone else stole his taglines.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet stole his pocket money at knifepoint.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he wiped his flash bios.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he connected at 1200 bps.
"Bother," said Pooh, when his spliff went out.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet pressed <START> on the Microwave...
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drained the vodka bottle dry.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Satan pointed out the fine print...
"Bother" said Pooh as the axe slipped and cut off his........
"Bother," said Pooh, when he realised the aubergene was stuck.
"Bother", said Pooh as his videos were confiscated by C.I.D.
"Bums," said Pooh trying out a new catchphrase.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was busted for wreckless driving
"Bother," said Pooh, as the EEC outlawed his favourite sized honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stood up to his waist in a cow pat.