BUMPER STICKERS SIGHTED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD

I love some of these.  Unfortunately, there wouldn't be enough room on my car!
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>"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
>"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"
>"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
>"Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician"
>"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....
>    Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."
>"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"
>"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
>"Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!"
>"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
>"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
>"i souport publik edekasion"
>"We are Microsoft.  Resistance Is Futile.  You Will Be Assimilated."
>"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
>"Auntie Em:  Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog.  -Dorothy."
>"All generalizations are false."
>"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
>"Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."
>"Out of my mind.  Back in five minutes."
>Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle."
>"Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death"
>"Cover me.  I'm changing lanes."
>"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"
>"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."
>"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
>"All men are Idiots, and I married their King!"
>"Work is for people who don't know how to fish"
>"Montana --- At least our cows are sane!"
>"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
>"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."
>"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
>"If you don't like the news, go out and make some."
>"I Brake For No Apparent Reason."
>"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."
>"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
>"I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!"
>"No Radio - Already Stolen"
>"Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges."
>"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
>"When there's a will, I want to be in it!"
>"Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?"
>"Few women admit their age, Few men act it! "
>"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
>"Hard work has a future payoff.  Laziness pays off NOW!"
>"Tell me to 'Stuff It' - I'm a taxidermist."
>"IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got. "
>"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!"
>"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."
>"According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist."
>"Pride is what we have.  Vanity is what others have."
>"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
>"How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?"
>Seen on a woman's car: "Men call us birds, we pick up worms"
>"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."
>"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
>"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?"
>"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
>"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
>"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy."
>"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
>"Be nice to your kids.  They'll choose your nursing home."
>"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
>"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a
>rock."
>"I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic
>particles."
>"I is a college student."
>"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
>"I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?"
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