Star Trek taglines: "Beam me aboard Scotty!" "Aye, Cap'n! Uh, will a two-by-four do?" "Beat me up, Scotty" "Beautiful story. Kinda gets you right HERE!" -- Q "Boy, Data, you look great in a push-up bra!" - Riker "C'mon Spock. Pull my finger!" * Kirk "Captain's log, Stardate 49211.2. Dammit I hate 1.2's, roll on 9.9" "Captain, I protest! I am NOT a merry man!" - Worf "Captain, Klingons do NOT require pyjamas" - Worf "Computer, End program." - Barkley "Crayons can take you more places than starships." - Guinan "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer." "Data does it in serial..." --Tasha Yar "Don't dispute death unless you've lived through it." --Spock "Fire, Mr. Worf!" "Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young." -- Kirk "Games? Did someone say games?" -- Q "Has anybody seen my trombone?":Riker "He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his watch!" "Hey, Worf...I hooked Data up to a Modem...Wanna see?" "I can assure you that size will not be a problem." - Worf "I'm not the one that misplaced the Deltivid asteroid belt!" - Q "Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye Captain. 300 dpi?" "No Scotty... Don't beam me up! I'm having a Shiiiii..!" "Oh and a little tip. Urine should only be green if you're Mr Spock" "Poker? Is that some kind of game?" - Riker "Scott me up beamy..........Hic!!" "Scotty, beam me up another Blue Wave message." "Set phasers to 'humiliate,' Mr. Worf." "She's dead Jim! Quick, while she's still warm!" "Since you ask Q, I'd like a motorbike",Riker "Those anomalies could be cloaked shi