From: Fell, Christina To: Smith, Daniel Subject: RE: Is kryzi a porn star? Date: 20 February 1997 12:12 No No don't Jump I take it all back THis is the most excitng conversation I 've ever had I just couldn't show my true feelings ---------- Go on throw this all back in my face. It meant nothing to you, you heartless cow. Goodbye forever, I will end it all. Dramatic exit towards nearest motorway bridge. I'll jump! I will! ---------- This is pointless ---------- I always like to go for the simple solution ---------- That explains everything ---------- Yes, with a monorail to carry the clothes ---------- So are there going to be changing rooms either side of building sites to change into and out of clothes ---------- Only in front of building sites ---------- So youo thimk all women should walk around naked ---------- From: Smith, Daniel The human form is a thing of beauty, it's display should not be offensive (as long as it's a bird) - NB male chauvinist pig alert ---------- Well ---------- From: Masidlover, Alexander Actually I think there'd be some major objections if it came out in public. OK, that was very sick and tasteless, but it was funny. ---------- From: Fell, Christina I'm sorry it had to come out sooner or later ---------- You swore you'd never tell anyone! ---------- From: Fell, Christina No they did it while he ws very young ---------- So have you still got the scars? ---------- Shit! You've discovered our secret, we're actually identical twins, one of whom has had to have a sex change. ---------- From: Smith, Daniel See what I mean, you both sent comments about bins. Sure you're not twins? ---------- Is that wheeling as in wheely bin? ---------- From: Smith, Daniel I hate commitment. I am a free wheeling spirit. ---------- We've tried to get him committed but no-one seems to want him. I don't suppose you need anyone for medical research, he'd make a fascinating specimin? ---------- No Just humour him The men in white coats will be here soon ---------- Danny seems to be having delusions, he appears to think he's been to bed with both of us... I don't think I've ever been that drunk. Have you? ---------- In bed that is. ---------- I think you'll find I'm far worse. ---------- I'd just like to say that you two are as bad as each other, I can't tell who wrote what below I think Alex's weekend was miserable' (can't do a real infelction thingy) or something ---------- From: Masidlover, Alexander To: Bramah, Andrew; Hemmings, Andrew; Fitzgerald, Ben; Holland, Benjamin; Slater, Benjamin; Wilson, Bruce; Clarke, Charles; Fell, Christina; McCaw, Christopher; Newman, Christopher; Bosworth, Duncan; Cox, David; Smith, Daniel; Boyd, Fraser; Clarke, Gareth; Mooney, Gavin; Capstick, James; Barnby, Michael; Casson, Michael; Hawkins, Martin; Rowbory, Martin; Seasman, Martin; Healey, Nicholas; Cole, Owain; Smith, Paul; Woods, Peter; Adie, Robert; Selwyn, Richard; Bahl, Sanjeev; Kingston-Lee, Toby; Bradley, William Subject: FW: Is kryzi a porn star? Date: 19 February 1997 10:01 ---------- From: Masidlover, Alexander To: Fell, Christina Subject: RE: Date: 18 February 1997 13:33 So I can email it to everyone and let them know exactly what you and mike spread over each other... ---------- Why? ---------- When you finish trying all the various products you'll have to let me have your list of favourites... ---------- I've heard that Nutella is just as good ---------- No, but BHS do a great line in chocolate body paint ---------- No I'm sorry I think you are mistaking me with someone else Do these dodgy films allow Jenny to indulge her foot fetish? ---------- Have you never seen last Mango in Amsterdam, I knew you looked familiar from somewhere... ---------- I don't understand what you mean ---------- To quote Jenny: 'My red herring alert is on fishy...' ---------- Imagination ---------- Is this based on imagination or experience? ---------- Well I could start spreading rumours that you went down to London for the weekend to take part in a dodgy european porn film that Jenny had read about in one of her magasines. ---------- Yes, but how good is your imagination? ---------- Nothing but that doesn't stop me making things uo does it ---------- What do you know about my weekend in Lonodn?!?! ---------- True but I can make up loads of dodgy rumours bout your dirty weekend in London ---------- Well, you can no longer create vicious rumours about who Jenny is or isn't seeing which leaves things rather dull on the rumours front. I humbly apologise... ---------- Why Should I hate you ---------- Actually, I was joking... P.S should it worry me that you hate me, I'd taken that as read... ;-> ---------- Bastards I hate you both. ---------- OK, I promised I wouldn't tell anyone. But I think you ought to know, Mike's the father. ---------- Alex you can't hide it any longer its starting to become obvious ---------- You don't think I need iron in my diet do you. How did you know I'm pregnant? ---------- Eat it ---------- From: Masidlover, Alexander To: Bramah, Andrew; Fletcher, Andrew; Hemmings, Andrew; Fitzgerald, Ben; Slater, Benjamin; Wilson, Bruce; Clarke, Charles; Fell, Christina; Cox, David; Smith, Daniel; Brain, Jennifer; Isilay, James; Barnby, Michael; Casson, Michael; Cole, Owain; Beavis, Paul; Selwyn, Richard; Bahl, Sanjeev; Kingston-Lee, Toby; Bradley, William Date: 11 February 1997 15:41 Has anyone any suggestions as to what I can do with the springfield glade sign which turned up in my bed this morning...