(to the tune of PARKLIFE)
 
                     ARTSLIFE
 
Laziness is a preference to the habitual voyeur of what is known as
ARTSLIFE!
A morning lecture can be avoided if you take a route straight through what
is known as ARTSLIFE!
Steve's got too little work, he gets intimidated by the dirty engineers,
they love a bit of it.
ARTSLIFE!
Who's that idiot working, you should cut down on your science life mate,
get back to bed!
 
Alllllllllll my lectures
My two-ooo lectures
I some-times go to them
Go to them in my...
ARTSLIFE!

Know what I mean?

I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when i get rudely awakened by
the cleaner ARTSLIFE!
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea, and i think about leaving the bed
ARTSLIFE!
I play pool, I sometimes play Daytona too, it gives me an enourmous sense
of having done something.
ARTSLIFE!
And then i'm happy for the rest of the day, safe in the knowledge that
there will always be another grant cheque devoted to me.

Alllllllllll my lectures
My two-ooo lectures
I some-times go to them
Go to them in my...
ARTSLIFE!

It's got nothing to do with your 9 o'clock lectures you know
And its not about your lecturers who go on and on and on and on...

Alllllllllll my lectures
My two-ooo lectures
I some-times go to them
Go to them in my...
ARTSLIFE!