Danger - the following extract may seriously damage the health of
your baby.  Do not let it  near this potential death trap....


Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck chair up your nose
Fly a jumbo jet, and bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, and extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith

Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Arobaho
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Eat a Renault 4 with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran, disembowel yourself with spears

The disco is vibrating
The dance floor is shaking
The tune is irritating
Let's do the dance again

[ repeat ad nauseum, or until vomit violently onto florr due to lack
of brain stimulus]